What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.