What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Irrelephant Jokes More Irrelephant Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.