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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.