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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

Irrelephant Jokes More Irrelephant Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant