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Circus Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

What is the difference between a brothel and a circus?

One is an array of cunning stunts!

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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How was your Thanksgiving?

Gt&gt Very stuffing.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.