Circus Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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