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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

System Jokes More System Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Black Life Matter Jokes More Black Life Matter Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage?

BBC

Capacity Jokes More Capacity Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Impact Jokes More Impact Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system