A spider
Me neither. Help.
He used Apple Maps.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
He was looking for a webpage!
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
A dia-beetle
He's a web developer.
Because they heard he's a web developer.
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!