Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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What is the media of choice for the mallard?

Lololololololol-- --lololololol

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry!

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.