What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.