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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.