What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.