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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...