What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...