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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.