Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.