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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

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What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.