Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!