Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!