Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks