Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!