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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall