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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible