What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!

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What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.