What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.