Turn signals
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
The BMW I8.
Rust-in-peace.
Because it was being driven by a woman
Because they can spell it.
Optional.
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
A Mini Golf.
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
It depends how hard you throw them.
Because he said he was pro Bono.
Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Because water fountains were designed for humans!
He married his cousin.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Coconut.
King Kong in clingfilm
