Turn signals
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
The BMW I8.
Rust-in-peace.
Because it was being driven by a woman
Because they can spell it.
Optional.
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
A Mini Golf.
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
A small medium at large.
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
Because she wanted to wake up oily!
A Chrysler
The teacher marked him absent.
Mace.
Because they all wear red shirts
Because there are too many targets.
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
None. They are all on the outside.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Chalk to you later.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
