Turn signals
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
The BMW I8.
Rust-in-peace.
Because it was being driven by a woman
Because they can spell it.
Optional.
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
A Mini Golf.
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Edamame.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
A bad news bear
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
The barber ran
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
Nun.
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Triple Hay
Legendary
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
A Rolls-Royce.
The registration of the car that ran him over!
