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A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!
Black man working
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
The BMW I8.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Rust-in-peace.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Because it's easier to deal with just one prick
Because it was being driven by a woman
On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because they can spell it.
BMWs have the pricks on the inside!
Optional.
A BMW's pricks are on the inside!
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.
A Mini Golf.
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
The wheel
Because there's a Target on every corner
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
One prick and its gone.
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Cells are found inside plants.
Batman can go out at night without Robin