What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals