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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What is the result?

A tie.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.