What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One but don't expect results.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside