What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.