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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.