Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
She sat on it.
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
Elf and safety
Toilet paper.
A small medium at large.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
A gorillian dollars per year.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
