Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who?

Allegra is broken!

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.