Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.