Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.