Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(