Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.