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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.