What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.