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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)