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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.