What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.