What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=vdRiMBPbQ8

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!