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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.