Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.