Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits