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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits