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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

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The Allahu Ak Bar

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New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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They told him he was good at deriving

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits