Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.