Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.