Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.