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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.