Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!