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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!