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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

Because they never drink alone.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read