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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

San Jokes More San Jokes

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.