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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

San Jokes More San Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph