Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph