Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

San Jokes More San Jokes

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.