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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

San Jokes More San Jokes

What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.