What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!