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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.