What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese