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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!