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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Swish Jokes More Swish Jokes

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!