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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

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Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.