What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a six year old?

His hips

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.