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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.