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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh