What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.