What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.