They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
He was having a midlife crisis
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
You get to meet Jared Fogel.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Her hips.
There's 20 of them.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
There's 20 of them
Theres twenty four of them.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
There are twenty of them
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
There are twenty of them.
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
There is twenty of them.
There's twenty of them.
Fred and George Weasley.
Asking for my two year old.
A two-year-old vampire.
There is twenty of them
There are 20 of them.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
His hips
Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)
There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
Because it was two years old
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
20 9 year olds () Sorry
There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
I was 10 years old yesterday.
They both go down for the count!!
Your fingers.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
He caught her in a 4-way
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
The smell of their fingers.
Darn!
