They ain't private ears.
He was having a midlife crisis
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
You get to meet Jared Fogel.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Her hips.
There's 20 of them.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
There's 20 of them
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
There are twenty of them.
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
There is twenty of them.
Fred and George Weasley.
Asking for my two year old.
A two-year-old vampire.
There's twenty of them.
There are 20 of them.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
His hips
Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)
Because it was two years old
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
I was 10 years old yesterday.
Starburst!
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)
I'm not letting you cook dinner again.
Captain Cook.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
At LMN-tary school!
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.
Mount Rushmore
