They ain't private ears.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
There's 20 of them
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
There are twenty of them.
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
Fred and George Weasley.
Asking for my two year old.
A two-year-old vampire.
There's twenty of them.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
His hips
Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
Because it was two years old
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
You can drop her off anywhere!!
A relationSHEEP.
He thought the bond was ironic.
I thought you said you'd never forget....
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
4-year-old: I won.
Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.
It has shingles.
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
Swisconsin.
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
