Year Old Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.

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Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old?

Her hips.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks?

There's twenty of them.

What breaks when you give it to a six year old?

His hips

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

11 Year Old Jokes More 11 Year Old Jokes

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!