What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)