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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.