Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!