Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Tsarbucks.
Double double doubles
No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
The lightbulb works fine...
Because some relationships don't work out.
Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.
They need clean air.
The punchline was too long
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
A Regis Error.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Does any of this really matter...
Because seven ate nine.
