Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Tsarbucks
Because they were being "brewed"
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How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.
A Walken humidor.
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
Cause they work out.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
I just need some bread
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
This is no joke.
To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))
Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud
Getting the news from your dentist
To get to the other side.
