Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Getting ready for work
Tsarbucks.
I don't know either he told me to askew!
I don't know you tell me.
Politicks
A so-be-it union.
They work it out with a pencil.
Decaf Coffee
Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
A short one with no punchline
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
When they are read.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
The Hydraulic Press
Getting the news from your dentist
To get to the other side.
