Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

News Jokes More News Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Setup Jokes More Setup Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.