Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!
Nobody would know
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
Don't worry they'll tell you.
They have such a high turnover rate.
He keeps missing his train
Need for speed.
Because he was alfredo the dark!
Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!
You skip the punchline.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Read the label.
News of the elections is getting old.
Getting the news from your dentist
Because seven ate nine.