Because seven ate nine.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because seven times seven was odd
Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
The Caliph ate.
To get to the other side.