Setup Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.