Setup Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why did six take seven with her to social events?

Seven was her "plus 1"

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!