Because seven ate nine.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
To get to the other side.
A farte
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Because they are pretty and hurt you.
He usually flies twice as high.
Me: Why are you living in the past
Someone who works in a mint.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Decom-pose.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
They're both easily spread.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
An Eskimoji
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
