Because seven ate nine.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
To get to the other side.
Comatoast
Because he ate too many crabs!
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Seven C's
Snow White's hymen
Because he said he loves miso.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
A buck-an-ear!
When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
I need to goku the toilet
In the punchlines.
The punchline
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Does any of this really matter...