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Setup Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's hymen

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

News Jokes More News Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...