What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.