What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!