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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime