Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.