Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What car do dogs drive?

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.