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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

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How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.