Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.