Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training