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What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler