What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts