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What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!