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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do black people drive?

House prices down

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"