Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!