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Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield