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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Who drives?

The police officer

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.