Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.