Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because it was Hammertime'
Leave it to peave her.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
He was always Stalin in his manual!
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Post.
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Cause it looked hotter than usual!
Through the windshield
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.