Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
Cross your legs
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
7-1. (world cup)
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
No, YOU the bomb.
You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.
The windshield.
