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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!