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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

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What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.