What kind of writing makes the most money?

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!