Ransom notes.
PayPal
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.
Cashews.
Edgar Allan Po-Po
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Squidnappers!