What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!