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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.