What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.