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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Ransom Jokes More Ransom Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.