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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.