Because he hates capitalism.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Because she was too ahoof.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
A bardvark!
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Because they hate Capitalism.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
