Because he hates capitalism.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
He responds, "One note at a time."
Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Because they hate Capitalism.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
