When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do