Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

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Florine talent.

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon