Animal Kingdom Jokes

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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A 100$ bill

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.