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Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

4 Foot Jokes More 4 Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.