6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

8 Inch Jokes More 8 Inch Jokes

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.