Her miscarriage.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do
Deez nuts
A 100$ bill
That he only has a 6 inch.
100 bill.
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
A $100 bill.
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
My iPhone 6
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Friends.
6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.
Because she's a medium
Is it possible to stab someone non-violently
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because then it would be a foot.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Pants
Women should be first.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Jailbreak
Apple Sauce
A cry for Alp!
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
In hertz!
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