Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.