Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,