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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Where's popcorn.

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One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Women's rights.

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They both only really work on paper

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Question Mart.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,