They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Llamanated
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
A Daeshboard
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
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Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
In a plastic bag.
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
Plastic Surgery.
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Jerry's Kids...
A good start.
Sack religious
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
They both love using the shredder.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Linkin Park.
I can clearly see ur nuts.
So in the end they didn't even splatter.