They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Llamanated
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
A Daeshboard
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
You get repercussions
Play the piano until you find the right key.
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
A Hipaacrite
Because it's a terrible album.
Removed
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
I've never had a Lentil on my chest.
I've never had a lima bean on my chest
