Plastic Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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What's the expiry date on plastic?

81(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

10000 Jokes More 10000 Jokes

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Paper Bag Jokes More Paper Bag Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.