Plastic Jokes

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

A xbox.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper