Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!