He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
Get out of my son!