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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys