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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!