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What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud