What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb