What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.