What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

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Because of the sand which is there.

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Billy Jeans!

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Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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Happy Brr-day son!