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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.