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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...