What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.