What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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In a moooo-tel.

What is it son?

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Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Because he's dead.

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Make that change

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His grades were below sea level

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You've got a lot of potential, son.