What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

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Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.