Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level