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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level