Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level