What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.