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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.