40+ Funny T Jokes - Curious Supply

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

The Foo Fighters

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

How do you spell that?

T-h-a-t

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

How do you spell that?

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Where's the T?

What happened to the T?

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

What sort of a car has your dad got?

Why is the letter T like an island?

What kind of trainer are you?

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N &amp; O have in common?

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

How do you spell that?

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Where's the T?

What happened to the T?

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

What sort of a car has your dad got?

Why is the letter T like an island?

What kind of trainer are you?

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Why the hate for necromancers?

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?