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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny