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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war