Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny