Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision