Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.