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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny