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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu