Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Flossless compression!
Stephen Hawking
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
Trapped Under Ice.
To the lo mein menu
