Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Who's there! Bug! Bug who?

Bug Rodgers!

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

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How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu