Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

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What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.