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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu