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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

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What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu