What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.