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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.