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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...