Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)