Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.