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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*