Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.