Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!