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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)