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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.