Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
You're two shellfish.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
There isn't a single person left!
Two dam bad! (OC!)
Just a couple of shots
Binary stars.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
Jockey and Jill!
Because they cantaloupe...
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Because some relationships don't work out.
I guess it's too grue-some.
M: Linda.
A widower.
Lend it to Greece.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
They make decent one-liners.
He was losing his patients
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
It's a fugazi.
My newt.
Because he has holes in his hands
They are missing 2 towers
Fish and ships.
A decade Ba dum tish.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
