Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
A couple of seconds.
You're two shellfish.
A couple of weeks
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
There isn't a single person left!
Two dam bad! (OC!)
They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
Just a couple of shots
Binary stars.
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
Jockey and Jill!
Because they cantaloupe...
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
Because some relationships don't work out.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
Tibet.
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
He Shanghai.
Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.
There was no outlet
Because I couldn't find it yesterday.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
Lobster
Two Wongs don't make a white
Pound an alarm
Usually purr can!
