Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.