Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...