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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"