Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...