Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.