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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.