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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak