Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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You're dyslexic.

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Yes but we cantaloupe.

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That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...